WitKit
This project is a work in progress. The archive currently contains thousands of jokes (all categorized of course). The jokes are originally from various newsgroups and mailing-lists. For a summary of joke categories and volume view the Archive Statistics.
Random Joke Of The Day: Giving Samples
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical,
his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the
examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a
urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife
and yells: "WHAT?"
"What did he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
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